Salad Theory

(saladtheory.github.io)

41 points | by colinprince 2 days ago

23 comments

  • Ekaros 6 minutes ago
    As non-soup eater I am strongly against use of term soup here. Surely soup also should be relatively strongly defined. And not used as adjective for wet. Clearly soups must have some water content level. Otherwise too many things would be soup. And those clearly are not soups.

    So I ask first to properly have Soup Theory before using it in relation of describing things like salads.

  • movpasd 14 minutes ago
    I love the amount of effort that went into this, and find it very amusing. I've had similar forays into defining sandwiches, ravioli, soups, and so on, but never in such meticulous detail.

    But taking it seriously, a word like "salad" is best understood, IMO, as a family resemblance [0]: a group of inconsistently overlapping properties. Or, you could understand it functionally/pragmatically (a salad is what I order when I want a salad), where the meaning is not derived from an internal property but from the social system that produced it.

    For salad or sandwich, it's all rather unimportant, naturally. But I do think taking this step back and questioning what it even means for an utterance to have meaning can help dissolve some serious and otherwise contentious philosophical issues. ("Intelligence" seems to be a rather relevant example.)

    Mathematical definition is enchanting to those of us with an inclination towards abstraction. But just because it's a noun doesn't mean it's a thing --- or at least, not a thing independently of the speaker and their community of speakers.

    [0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family_resemblance

    • heisenzombie 1 minute ago
      Yes, I actually think this sort of self-aware silliness (also hot dog sandwich, etc) could be looked at as kind of “koans” of rationality. Ultimately the goal might be to recognise that pure rationality is incompatible with the inherent nebulosity of applying “meanings” to the world, and to embrace that interplay!

      Or more likely i’m overthinking it and they’re just a way to have a funny argument with friends.

  • keiferski 17 minutes ago
    This is essentially just Ontology applied to mundane topics like salads:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ontology

    It might seem trivial when debating silly topics, but when you get to the actual structure of reality, debating where one thing ends and another begins is really interesting.

  • tshaddox 49 minutes ago
    I’m fine with their first consideration:

    > A salad must be a mixture of greens.

    The only additional realization you need is that things like “fruit salad” and “chicken salad” are using the word “salad” figuratively. There’s no reason to expect our definition of “salad” to cover figurative usage. After all, do you really expect to cover, for instance, “word salad”?

    • AdamN 9 minutes ago
      Reminds me of when I ordered Salade Marché in Paris and it was a large slice of paté with a frisson of endive on the side :-)
    • qwertytyyuu 14 minutes ago
      We've got it. Hacker news is salad!
  • CSMastermind 53 minutes ago
    > Mathematics is the study of precisely imagined things. It's about imagining something so precisely that your idea of it is fully defined. There's no space for opinion or interpretation. Two mathematicians thinking about the same mathematical object, defined in the same way, are not thinking about two versions of it. They're actually thinking about the same object.

    - Rob Miles

    Any time I read something like this post, I can't help but think that it's people mimicking the language of mathematics because they don't understand its purpose. To them, math seems like pedantry, constantly obsessing about minor details that are seemingly irrelevant. When in reality, that obsession with full and complete definitions in math serves a purpose.

    This discussion of salads serves no purpose. In fact, it's arguably meant to be confusing.

  • skrebbel 16 minutes ago
    Points for “Salads are closed under addition”
  • recursivecaveat 22 minutes ago
    I enjoy this kind of thing. I definitely take objection to their entropy argument though. A cheeseburger with like 5 ingredients stacked into layers is not in the same entropy universe as a salad with hundreds of little leaves and chunks of food in a big pile. Criticizing the cube model on the basis that eating the food can change the category seems a little silly when even they would admit that a salad eaten down to just a singular crouton is no longer a salad.
  • tigermafia 1 hour ago
    Today I am especially grateful that I work with cool people.
  • CobrastanJorji 7 minutes ago
    Appendix C is blasphemy against cuberule.
  • Vishal_Max 36 minutes ago
    Never thought someone would actually spend time applying math to salads and creating theorems out of them. Appreciate the effort put into this.
  • EagnaIonat 28 minutes ago
    Reminds me of the Every pizza place salad.

    https://youtu.be/JgJUbmGDc6k?si=CvS6vuBU5R5JwoDg&t=10

  • telesilla 35 minutes ago
    I refer to the Spanish definition of "ensalada": La ensalada es, en términos generales, un plato que combina verduras frías - a salad is a plate which combines cold vegetables.

    Thus pizza, in Spanish, is not a salad, until about an hour after it comes out of the oven.

  • wilg 4 minutes ago
    I think there's a big problem with including an "untossed salad" in bounds. This is asking for trouble. Is an unbaked cake a cake? Obviously not. "Unbaked" is describing how it DIFFERS from a cake.

    An untossed salad is an object which is like a salad, but that is not tossed. This means a salad must be tossed.

  • Sebastian_09 58 minutes ago
    You have to be able to toss a salad for it to be a salad, no? They tried too hard to make pizza salad…
    • kijin 21 minutes ago
      Anything can be tossed if you apply enough force.
  • wcfrobert 35 minutes ago
    Yes, pizza, after intense and scrupulous reasoning, is indeed a salad.

    This goes to proves that you can reason your way out of everything.

  • devhunt-org 36 minutes ago
    If a salad can become soup depending on how much dressing you add, where do you think the actual boundary is?
    • hi_hi 4 minutes ago
      This also got me thinking.

      When does a soup become a smoothie (or vice versa)?

  • globular-toast 13 minutes ago
    I'm surprised to not find the word "salt" anywhere in the page. "Salad" essentially means "salted". Other words like "salsa"/sauce, and sausage share the same root: salt.

    With this in mind it's more clear to me what a salad is. First you have to understand that we are talking about food preparations. A salad is not just raw ingredients on a plate. It is explicitly a preparation. Most preparations are cooked, but a salad is merely salted, or sauced, which itself contains salt.

    I don't think actual salt is necessarily required, but you do need something to "bring together" the ingredients into a salad. A balsamic glaze is a good option if you are avoiding salt.

  • shelldon42 1 hour ago
    Yeah, sometimes a feature-rich salad just turns into a mess. Less is more with ingredients.
  • lucianmarin 1 hour ago
    If you apply information theory to food and get some interesting results. https://github.com/lucianmarin/fit
    • balazspeczeli 1 hour ago
      What was your prompt for this? Can you please share the chat history?
  • smaileri 48 minutes ago
    Gosh, people in comments are so annoying. I find all the efforts put in formulating a salad theory rather amusing, frankly.
  • 0xbadcafebee 58 minutes ago
    An "Italian" from most sub shops definitely qualifies as soup after all the oil and vinegar. I almost drowned once trying to eat a Subway Italian BMT.
  • jdw64 1 hour ago
    By this standard, I could call myself a vegetarian starting today. Haha
  • Mistletoe 1 hour ago
    pedantry/ˈped(ə)ntrē/

    Pedantry is an excessive, boastful, or annoying focus on minor details, formal rules, and trivial points of learning.

    • balazspeczeli 44 minutes ago
      It's a bit funny that I can replace "pedantry" with "mathematics" here and it still makes sense:

        Mathematics is an excessive, boastful, or annoying focus on minor details, formal rules, and trivial points of learning.