26 comments

  • victorbjorklund 2 hours ago
    We have strayed far from God.

    /jk. Cool project even if I wouldn’t touch this with a pole.

  • stanfordkid 33 minutes ago
    Just because it uses the className attribute doesn't really mean it is "like tailwind"... SQL is not anything like CSS classes and cannot be composed in the same manner. It's basically just using className as a data attribute. You might as well just stick raw SQL in there and parse it... what is the point of the weird hyphenated pseudo dialect?
    • morcus 9 minutes ago
      I strongly believe it's just a joke

      > For fun only - don't use in production!

  • JimDabell 9 hours ago
    ColdFusion used to work this way:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adobe_ColdFusion

    What surprised me is that when I went to look at the Wikipedia page for CF, apparently its latest release was this year! I haven’t heard anybody mention it in a very long time.

    • bdcravens 8 hours ago
      I was active in the ColdFusion/CFML community for a long time, and still run some production code in it. It certainly isn't popular, but just carries on quietly, powering a lot of internal applications you'll never hear about. Many run the open source version of it (Lucee).
      • tootubular 8 hours ago
        Indeed it does. I maintain one such application while an in-progress rewrite develops. Gotta say, it's not been that bad and the Lucee docs have served me well, but for whatever reason I tend to be pleased/impressed by all kinds of tech, even when popular opinion is negative about it.
    • freedomben 8 hours ago
      With how deeply embedded cold fusion was in many gigantic corporations I've worked with, I would not be surprised if it stays alive for decades to come because nobody ever can port off of it.
      • bdcravens 8 hours ago
        Don't remember the full context, but I heard a few years ago from Adobe that they could never sell another license to the private sector and government licenses would be self-sustaining.
    • conception 8 hours ago
      Lucee took over and is still active (ish).
    • lisbbb 8 hours ago
      I worked at a major university that used ColdFusion. They had one guy furiously writing all these websites that were total one-offs. They didn't use source control. Every project was a copy of his original. If there was a bug, he had to update dozens of projects instead of maintaining common source across those dozens of sites. He was totally insane and making bank.
    • CPLX 9 hours ago
      Apparently some here are quite active with it: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46211559

      Also longtime internet celebrity and occasional HN poster Pud built the wildly successful Distrokid service with it.

  • nine_k 8 hours ago
    It's superficially tailwind-y, but in fact a sort of stenographic subset of SQL:

      db-{table}-{column}-where-{field}-{value}-limit-{n}-orderby-{field}-{asc|desc}
    
      db-users →
        SELECT * FROM users
      db-users-name →
        SELECT name FROM users
      db-users-where-id-1 →
        SELECT * FROM users WHERE id = 1
      db-posts-title-limit-10 →
        SELECT title FROM posts LIMIT 10
      db-products-orderby-price-desc →
        SELECT * FROM products ORDER BY price DESC
    
    Certainly can result in some terribly inefficient access patterns, as there's no obvious syntax for joins. But enough for a toy project, and enough to hit the HN front page %)
  • ricardonunez 9 hours ago
    This hilarious. Some people wouldn't know a good joke if it mugged them in an alley.
    • sixtyj 1 hour ago
      On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

      The same can be applied to jokes. Almost no one recognizes them :)

      So authors had to write it at the bottom of the page.

    • jasonjmcghee 8 hours ago
      It's hard to tell these days. Anyone can now say "what if..." And have an agent build something that either looks a lot like (or is) that thing.
    • lisbbb 8 hours ago
      That's because most devs are so overwhelmed with having to keep up with XYZ that the joke isn't even funny.
  • kachapopopow 9 hours ago
    hopefully I never have to review someone unironically using something similar in production code since I don't think I'll be able to stop myself from dropping a slur or two.
    • esafak 9 hours ago
      The author is on point: "Making AI and blockchain accessible for founders who want to ship fast."
      • kachapopopow 8 hours ago
        Luckily this entire thing is a joke.
  • nehalem 9 hours ago
    The actual disturbing thing is that given Next‘s track record of questionable security architecture, the author felt compelled to make the joke explicit.
  • Starlevel004 8 hours ago
    It's not really very fun when these joke projects are built by AI.
  • olcarl75 9 hours ago
    everyday there is a new `insert something related to react` framework.

    Everyday we stray further from the simplicity god.

    • mdasen 9 hours ago
      Having clicked on the link, it's one commit with the commit message "wtf"

      The README also says "License: MIT - Do whatever you want with it (except deploy to production )"

      It's that perfect level of absurdity that captures so much of the terrible complexity that often happens.

      • valiant55 9 hours ago
        There's a guy complaining that the creator is poisoning the collective code used to train LLMs. If that's all it takes we have a moral responsibility to flood GitHub with garbage.
        • pennomi 9 hours ago
          Surely a simple filter by number of stars on a project would improve the quality of code LLMs ingest.
          • stefanfisk 8 hours ago
            You just convinced me to star it.

            ”I’m doing my part!”

    • valiant55 9 hours ago
      Complexity demon everywhere.
  • sixtyj 9 hours ago
    From the site: "For fun only - don't use in production"
  • johnhamlin 9 hours ago
    Reminds me of the query methods in Spring Data JPA: https://docs.spring.io/spring-data/jpa/reference/jpa/query-m...
  • tacker2000 9 hours ago
    Wow holy abstraction!

    Weird stuff, seems to be vibe-coded using cursor and also the github issues are full of spam.

  • yousif_123123 9 hours ago
    License disallows production use

    MIT - Do whatever you want with it (except deploy to production )

    • crazygringo 9 hours ago
      It's a joke. The entire thing is a joke :)
      • kykeonaut 9 hours ago
        No no, let him deploy to production.
  • postepowanieadm 9 hours ago
    There was something like that in Firefox in the age of websqlite(yes, that long ago) - I can't recall it's name but it seemed like a neat idea.
  • maddmann 1 hour ago
    I love how utterly insane this idea is. Sometimes thinking outside the box like this can yield results.
  • linhns 8 hours ago
    Looks nice but is it vulnerable to injection attacks?
  • divan 8 hours ago
    No LLM Prompts support in className? Useless.
  • rglover 9 hours ago
    And we wonder why the web keeps breaking...
    • gedy 9 hours ago
      I think it's a joke proof of concept
  • ranza 9 hours ago
    This gives me Tom's a genius vibes
  • moron4hire 9 hours ago
    You can't make jokes like this! Someone is going to take you seriously! Just like what happened with TailwindCSS in the first place!
  • geekjeremy 8 hours ago
    Absurd. Thank you, you shouldn't have. I need it. I logged in for the first time in a long time just to upvote this.
  • bakugo 9 hours ago
    • crazygringo 8 hours ago
      That's the funniest thing I've seen this week.
  • Yokohiii 9 hours ago
    Next up TailwindSyscall!
  • lisbbb 8 hours ago
    I didn't look to see if this is a joke, but seriously, is SQL still a big thing in web dev these days? Feels like it isn't. GraphQL is a thing.
    • wmichelin 8 hours ago
      GraphQL and SQL are not comparable or competing technologies. GraphQL is more analogous to a REST API. GraphQL can use SQL under the hood, or you can even hand serve the bytes (tongue in cheek here). It's just an over-the-network protocol to serve data.

      a Node.JS server might use SQL directly or call out to a GraphQL API, but I literally don't think it's possible to let client-side JavaScript (safely) call a SQL database server directly.

    • ardacinar 3 hours ago
      GraphQL and SQL are about as related as Java and Javascript
    • Yokohiii 4 hours ago
      So you have no idea about web dev?
  • usernamed7 9 hours ago
    "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should"

    -Dr. Ian Malcolm